| In other news:
I'd really love to hit the highway like a battering ram on a silver-black phantom bike.
{Like a sinner before the gates of Heaven}
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| Birthday WishIf someone were to buy me the complete works of Meatloaf, or Meat Loaf depending on the billing, I would give them in return an all expenses paid trip to Pleasuretown*, population You--and, well, me, but shhh.
{He's ugly, but he can sing.}
*Trip to Pleasuretown not available outside of the continental US, family members and men need not apply. Member of FDIC.
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| 1604I've been on Xanga 1604 days... Let's see here:
England disentangled itself from the Eighty Years War in 1604.
That's seriously all that happened.
That's pretty gay.
Like... Liberace in a steam room at the Y, gay.
{Seriously}
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| The irony is not lost on me.I'm a loser and I don't know what Anna sees in me.
{Goodbye}
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| RAR!I can say, with some authority, that I'm the coolest person ever.
Like, seriously, I'm so cool, that compared to me, ice cubes are like magma.
Or hot iron, since they're solid and magma is technically a fluid.
{Whatev}
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